Hopefully these food related dad jokes will put a smile on your face and a laugh in your belly!

• If a nut on a wall is a walnut, what is a nut in the bathroom? A pee can
• Customer walks into a restaurant and asks, “Do you serve crabs here?” The waiter says, “We serve everyone. Have a seat anywhere you like.”
• Why did the cucumber need a lawyer? It was in a pickle
• Did you hear about the farmer arrested for selling rotten fruit? He was judged by his pears
• What did the mama melon say to her daughter when the girl wanted to run away and marry her boyfriend? You cantaloupe
• Why does this coffee taste like dirt? Because it was only ground 20 minutes ago
• What did the TV dinner say after it had been packaged? Curses, foiled again
• Why did the insect collector, a.k.a. Kacie Athey, toss the butter dish across the restaurant? She wanted to see the butter fly