Less Seriously
Hopefully these food related dad jokes will put a smile on your face and a laugh in your belly!
- If a nut on a wall is a walnut, what is a nut in the bathroom? A pee can
- Customer walks into a restaurant and asks, “Do you serve crabs here?” The waiter says, “We serve everyone. Have a seat anywhere you like.”
- Why did the cucumber need a lawyer? It was in a pickle
- Did you hear about the farmer arrested for selling rotten fruit? He was judged by his pears
- What did the mama melon say to her daughter when the girl wanted to run away and marry her boyfriend? You cantaloupe
- Why does this coffee taste like dirt? Because it was only ground 20 minutes ago
- What did the TV dinner say after it had been packaged? Curses, foiled again
- Why did the insect collector, a.k.a. Kacie Athey, toss the butter dish across the restaurant? She wanted to see the butter fly